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The Vikings moved to minimize their exposure to more "Whizzinator" jokes by cutting running back Onterrio Smith today. The Pioneer Press and the Star Tribune both reported the same basic information: The Vikings released Onterrio Smith on Wednesday, ending the...
Posted in Quotulatiousness on April 27, 2006 12:06 PM
Jon passed along a link to Free Will with yet more on the Vikings' latest PR idiocies: OK, a couple things here for any Vikings who might be reading: 1) If you're going to do things like this on or...
Posted in Quotulatiousness on October 14, 2005 11:12 AM
Rogier van Bakel adds a bit of culture to an otherwise barbaric day: Though I grew up not very far from Brussels' famed statue of a little peeing boy, I must confess that for some reason, I don't think about...
Posted in Quotulatiousness on September 28, 2005 06:15 PM
Michael Bennett has a neck injury. Mewelde Moore has a bad ankle. Onterrio "Cheech" Smith is in his basement trying to build a better Whizzinator so he can play next year. Moe Williams is more of a short-yardage back....
Posted in Quotulatiousness on September 2, 2005 12:06 AM
A report in the St. Paul Pioneer Press says that Onterrio Smith, Minnesota's rushing leader last season, has failed a drug test and will be suspended for this year: Minnesota Vikings running back Onterrio Smith has been informed by the...
Posted in Quotulatiousness on May 20, 2005 11:07 AM
As mentioned before, Minnesota Vikings running back Onterrio Smith is under investigation for evading NFL drug testing (and he's a repeat offender for marijuana use). Nick Gillespie looks to see who actually benefits: So that leaves only one suspect: The...
Posted in Quotulatiousness on May 13, 2005 05:50 PM
The Minnesota Vikings appeared to have an over-abundance of running backs coming out of the draft last month. On the roster were Michael Bennett, Onterrio Smith, Mewelde Moore, Moe Williams, and fourth-round draft choice Ciatrick Fason. Bennett and Smith each...
Posted in Quotulatiousness on May 11, 2005 06:46 PM