Report Card Analysis by Occam's Carbuncle

Alan re-interprets the arcane and mystical "Conservative party report card" from Andrew Coyne:

In short, the Conservatives deserve our condemnation because they have no cogent plan to tear down in a single term of office the socialist dystopia built up over the last 50 years.

I eagerly await, for the purposes of comparison, Mr. Coyne's corresponding analysis of Liberal policy.

And on top of everything else they did wrong, they didn't promise to give everyone a magic pony!