Fantasy RPG for Dummies

Nick Packwood posted a link to an almost-review of a new-ish book called Dungeons and Dragons for Dummies. The reviewer liked it, saying that he

[. . .] was dazzled by page after page of deep discussions on building characters, the ebb and flow of gameplay, tips for running a campaign, great references to pick up, and so on. "This isn't D&D for Dummies!" I said to myself. "This is more like D&D for intelligent, literate people who want to examine and explore the various ins and outs of this exciting and dynamic creative social activity."

Never fear. He leaps into the fray with the first draft of his own book: D&D for Complete and Utter Idiots.