Packwood lays down the law(s)

Nick Packwood devotes a bit of attention to the plight of the rock band drummer:

But it is the fourth of these immutable Laws to which I draw your attention upon the announcement of the forthcoming nuptials of "goth rocker" Marilyn Manson and aptly named burlesque dancer Dita Von Teese. While the fourth law was derived from the existence of ABBA its utility as a maxim is entirely applicable in this instance. If you are in a band — if you are the drummer in a band — it does not matter what you look like: you will still get laid. So, full marks to Brian Warner for the transformation then.

Hat tip to Jon for being the first to draw my attention to this crucial topic.