QotD: Sex, Lies, and Airport Security

Today's QotD is probably NSFW in some areas, due to adult content.

This guy was so worried that his mom might find out that he has (and travels with) a penis pump, he lied to airport security and claimed the device was a bomb. Now he faces a prison term . . . and the whole world, including his mom, knows that he has (and travels with) a penis pump.

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I say, if you're "caught" in the airport with any sexual devices, plaster a huge grin on your face and describe the item proudly. "Yes, that's my VibraMaster Clit Licker 8100 SR5 with Nipple Suction Attachment! Woooo eeee! No way could I leave home without that. You wouldn't believe the orgasms that thing produces — I mean, if I can't travel with the boyfriend, I've got to have this thing along. Want me to switch it on so you can see how it works?"

It's asinine that anyone would rather be thought of as an airplane bomber than admit he owns a penis pump.

Regina Lynn, "That's not my bomb, baby", Sex Drive Daily, 2006-08-24