Scott Adams' latest economic theory

Scott Adams, creator of the Dilbert-based economic empire, has come up with a new economic theory, which appears to be unrefutable:

We can test the validity of this theory by seeing how well it predicts behavior. For example, the Boner Theory of Economics predicts that eventually all shoe salespeople jobs will be filled by men with foot fetishes. The only reason it’s not completely true already is that the managers filling those jobs haven’t realized they are overpaying. I wonder how many interviews have gone like this:

Manager: "The job involves kneeling in front of women and touching their feet. Are you okay with that?"

Applicant: "Um . . . er . . . yes."

Manager: "The pay is $10 per hour."

Applicant: "I can only afford to pay you $8 per hour."

Manager: "We pay you. You don’t pay us."

Applicant: "Can we start over with the negotiating?"