The British Army is introducing a new vehicle for travelling through Helmand province in Afghanistan (notable for a lack of paved roads): the Mad Maxmobile:

Photo from the Daily Mail article
Some rather good lines from the Fark.com thread:
Posted by Nicholas at June 25, 2007 02:36 PMIsotope ok, so I see I'm not the only one concerned that the vehicle will survive better than the crew...
Prank Call of Cthulhu The vehicle is missing something....hmmmm...what could it be? Oh, I know. It needs the Lord Humungous (The Warrior of the Wasteland! The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla!) driving it. That'd be sweet!
Cormee I'd like to see the design brief.
'Design a vehicle - suitable for hunting Basset Hounds.'A Shambling Mound Armored?
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.reverend_alex Wow, you can almost feel the fevered patriotic drool dripping from the author's lips as he pops a Daily Mail boner over a new *BRITISH MADE* vehicle for exterminating those filthy towelheads. Anyone else notice the barely-restrained glee with which this guy spells out exactly how awesome and powerful the almighty British Army is? Maybe because they're usually sent out into the desert with just some sunscreen and a cap gun. Not that that thing looks any more likely to protect them than Piz Buin factor 15.
Good luck to our boys and all, but the Americans called us 'The Borrowers' during Gulf War I for a reason.
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