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Section Crewmember 1: "They did what?"
Section Crewmember 2: "I'm telling' you, mate, they did another one of them bloody PSA bits for the telly. Bashed the hell out of one of those limp wristed fruitmobiles."
Section Crewmember 1: "A Renault?"
Section Crewmember 2: "Yeah."
Section Crewmember 1: "I guess that means we have to get the bloody grader out again and groom the ballast. Every time they do one of these damn things, we're out there for a day and a half replacing ties and profiling the roadbed. Bloody hell!"
Section Crewmember 2: "Nobody ever thinks of us, do they?"
Section Crewmember 1: "Bloody right! 'Oooo, let's do a public service! Let's show people what happens when you get hit by a train! Oooo, it's for the public good!' Never mind that it means a day-and-a-bloody half for us cleaning up the mess!"
Section Crewmember 2: "Bloddy tossers!"
Section Crewmember 1: "Twats!"
Section Crewmember 2: "You know, I wonder if we could get another Renault and smash into it from the other direction... do you think that would put the ballast back?"
Section Crewmember 1: "Might do. But this time, I want the PR buggers who come up with these PSAs to be inside the thing."
Posted by: Jon at June 26, 2007 11:00 AM
Shouldn't you be working, dude? :-)
Seriously, nice riff. You should consider blogging.
Posted by: Nicholas at June 26, 2007 12:48 PM