Just when you think you've read everything

They say you can install Linux on just about any hardware out there. Well, this is certainly out there:

Let's face it: any script kiddie with a pair of pliers can put Red Hat on a Compaq, his mom's toaster, or even the family dog. But nothing earns you geek points like installing Linux on a dead badger. So if you really want to earn your wizard hat, just read the following instructions, and soon your friends will think you're slick as caffeinated soap.

H/T to Scott Raun.