LOLCat religion

I guess it had to happen . . . the LOLCat Bible Translation Project:

¹ Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

² Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

³ At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.

⁴ An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.

⁵ An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1

H/T to Elizabeth Holden.