Jon, my virtual landlord, clearly has been spending a lot of time over at The Onion, from which he recommended the following items:
Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work
Jon said "Hey, I have one of these!"
Jon also said "I am pertty sure that [this is a] Section 13 violation in Canada:"
In The Know: Are Reality Shows Setting Unrealistic Standards For Skanks?
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