Wallabies? Pull the other one, mate!

Making the rounds at the office today:

DarkWaterMuse: Here we go, another ploy at mind control: 'Stoned wallabies make crop circles'.

No doubt financed by elitist US conservatives who continue to perpetrate the crime of burring the truth about supernatural global phenomenon. We cannot let these CCD — Crop Circle Deniers — wash away truth in a torrent of ill-gotten US propaganda dollars.

Show me one Wallaby in Alberta wheat fields! How about Wales, any Wallabies? No? Do you suppose Stalin hunted wild Wallaby on The Steppes? Doubtful.

These CCDs cannot be left to deny science any longer: Crop Circle Research

By the way, let me remind you to fill this out, Questionnaire on Crop Circles and Health, if you haven't already done so.

And an immediate response:

PR: The UK crop circles certainly were made by mammals "as high as a kite" but I don't think it was wallabies.

DarkWaterMuse: Members of Parliament throwing lavish fiscal end of year Spend The Surplus parties, perhaps?

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